💪🤜😹fight me, if you think the world is better off for this product😸🤛👊

Alt title: 🐀💩😹

This product (below) and its like, must be ceilingcat damned. I doubt it has German roots, plus it reeks of the "innovation" chicanery that further stinks up what Tamara Adlin aptly calls "corporate underpants" while turning them inside out.

https://amzn.to/3rBzNyq

"Call me when you can train this thing to do what we do," is what I said to an AIML colleague that brought this POS to my attention. I also noted that this $hit is deeply awful for the environment, let alone being an affront to human-machine learning productivity gains. The simple "why?": Get a fingerprint scanner to deal with system timeouts. Like this, for example: https://amzn.to/3rCeA7x.

This is another case of poorly managed security protocols affecting productivity.  (More on this later re: an even worse, systemic case I recently encountered with a F200 financial institution and its clearly bungled Ping ID implementation.)

It's like the towne of klownz (😸) hired by the owners of a building I live in to "manage" the property and resident community.  (Owners: private equity firm... :severe eye roll: ; if only because capitalism is absolute poison for Earth, the only planet that sustains life).  They probably do what they do because they think sales & marketing alone - via diminishing cost of labor - will help with margins.

💀 WRONG 💀

I wouldn't otherwise have to invoice them for their awful customer service, which results in me doing their jobs for them.

The mouse jiggler product, though.  What in the actual FUBAR, post-45/oligarch/fintech-bro-trashed world do we live in that this got pooped into existence?! 

Not only because I mentioned Tamara, but because we're on the topic of productivity, I signed up for the Amazon Associate's program.  As such, I earn a sliver of commission on each sale of a product clicked on from this post (with hilariously onerous terms that could only come from an organization that backed no internet sales tax until its accounting systems were ready to pass on the charges to its network though it also gives buying POWER TO THE PEOPLE).